Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
