white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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