names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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