i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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