I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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