when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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