It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I lost the right to judge tonight
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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