I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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