Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize