Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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