question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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