the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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