For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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