Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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