Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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