i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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