Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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