i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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