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You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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