After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
