Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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