Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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