I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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