You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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