His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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