last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
sex in a hospital.. check
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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