Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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