No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
