I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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