When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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