she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
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If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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