I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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