I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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