I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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