I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Sorry my hands just texted you
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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