I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character