part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Found the puke drawer
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
His crazy is a thing to be cherished