Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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