But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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