Bisexual people are plain selfish.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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