You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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