No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
either way he was missing a nipple.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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