Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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