he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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