found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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