well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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