Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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