The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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