I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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