ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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