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  you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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  you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys

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  Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.

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• (415): View more from California

  I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.

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• (818): View more from California

  Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise

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  I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem

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• (914): View more from New York

  nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person

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