Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think my mom watched the whole time
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
25 Times Terrible Advice Was Given To A Teenager
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?