just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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