I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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