the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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