Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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