Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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