You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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